A Nihilistic View on Urination 
Tuesday, May 26, 2009, 20:54 - Jokes/Humor
No matter how hard you shake, the last drop will always fall in your pants.

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Presidential Debate Recap 
Wednesday, October 15, 2008, 23:10 - News/Politics, Jokes/Humor
My fellow Americans, I think we all know who won tonight's presidential debate.


Sarah Palin

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Vice Presidential Debate 
Friday, October 3, 2008, 17:18 - News/Politics, Jokes/Humor
I had a tough time deciding who won the debate last night. Let's review the major points:




Joe Biden has amazing teeth. I need to find out who his dentist is. (1 point)
Palin has a great smile. I need to find out who her make up artist is. (2 points)
Palin has a funny accent. (1 point)
Something or other about Main Street. (0 points)

Final: 3-1

Palin wins!

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Prague, Czech Republic 
Monday, April 16, 2007, 19:24 - General, Jokes/Humor
Forgive me! I have missed several deadlines in the month of April. But I'll bounce back with a quote of the month. For the past week and a little I was visiting the wonderful capital of the Czech Republic - Prague (or as they spell it in Czech "Praha"). It was a great experience and the city was beautiful, full of history and wonderful architecture right on the banks of the Vltova River - definitely somewhere I recommend. However, mastery of their language is quite difficult, as it poses an array of consonants, tricky accents and other such aberrations.

Hopefully I can redeem my missed posts with another raunchy kitten photo (thanks to http://www.dropline.net/cats/ - got a favorite cat pic? email it and it could pop up in the next article):




Enjoy April, currently I am "unearthing" some ancient Kenya Story which means perhaps another short story in the near future.

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Just For Fun 
Friday, January 26, 2007, 23:35 - Jokes/Humor
Rest assure, thenr.net fanatics, whenever the site goes down we have the best men working on it:



Hope your January is going well; stay tuned for the quote of the month, coming in a few days.

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Time for a Break 
Friday, December 22, 2006, 23:51 - General, Announcements, Jokes/Humor, Monthly Quote
Well, now that December time is rolling in, I do believe that many students have off from their schooling. To you all I wish you a merry break, and may your vacation be restful... For all others, happy holidays!

Now, as you all recall this time of the year means only one thing: THE KENYA STORY PART III! Yes, it's coming out soon, in fact I've started today. Keep a look out for the masterpiece, and expect it right before the new year. However, Motubu II is looking questionable, as this holiday season is seemingly more busy than I had planned - but I do promise the third Kenya Story!


And now, before this month comes to a close, I believe it is time for our quote of the month:

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either."
-Dick Cavett (1936 - )


Have a happy rest of December.

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Top Five - Engrish 
Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 21:47 - Jokes/Humor, Top Five
Alright, now I hate to steer the bandwidth away from thenr.net, but when one finds a great site you just have to do them honor, that is, if you follow the webmaster's code.

So here it is, December's top five will be the TOP FIVE ENGRISHES. Now, you're probably wondering what an engrish is, right?
But of course, I've got the answer. An engrish are translations from, an Oriental language, usually Japanese, to English, found here and there in society that nosy tourists take pictures of and submit. You still probably have no idea what I'm talking about, but you'll understand soon enough, hopefully.

Here's the month's TOP FIVE ENGRISH.







(now this one's a little tough to see at first, but if you've searched for a while and given up, here's a clue: check out where it says "bubble gum"



Thanks for stopping by for thenr.net's top five, and of course special thanks to engrish.com for the good work. Your support keeps us going. Of course stay in tune for December's major updates, including Kenya Story III on New Years, Motubu II, and other such goodies.

Have a good December!

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